some things

things I might miss about provo:

• my own underground parking spot [ which actually came at a high price, but so worth it ]
  
• the provo library just a hop, skip and jump away [ with a surprisingly decent collection of dvds ]
  
• cougar tails [ for those uneducated, a cougar tail is a 3 foot long maple bar ]
  
• seeing the provo temple as I come over university parkway
• student discounts [ i.e. wilk bowling, 1 buck off a costa vida burrito ]
  
• responding to 911 menstrual cramp calls
  
• mt. timp
• living with 5 girls [ however, it's year 4, my alarm is up ]

things I know I won't miss about provo:

• university avenue [ anyone think the washboard is getting WORSE? ]
  
• duck pond stairs [ what is it, like 152 stairs i hike up every morning? ]
  
• my job [ no comment ]
  
• church on campus [ something unsettling/guilt provoking about taking the sacrament in the same room a physical science lecture put you to sleep in ]
• byu hockey
  
• paying 5 bones for a lady to tell me she can still see soap scum
• friday night, 6-12 pm, any road, movie theater, restaurant
• Utah Valley Regional Medical Center nurses
• the byu bike cop [ what the heck, that guy is EVERYWHERE ]
  

things I always miss about slc:

• kirk, jennie, rachel, caroline [ i miss spence too, but well, he's never going to read this anyway ]
  
• a bed at normal height off the ground [ provo rebecca needs the storage space ]
• passing my high school on the freeway
• rei
• marie callendar pie
• mt. olympus
• the weiler red couches
• little cousins